Blopert woke up and immediately shouted, "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!" Blopert was an eleven year old alien from the planet Rargink. His birthday was in the middle of the summer when their sun was in a certain position so the sky was beautifully purple. Blopert got up as fast as he could and opened all his presents. He got a set of comedy arms and a horrifying hair-eating spookot plant. It was also a good day because the Rarginkan astronauts had found life on a wet planet called 'Earth'. Blopert had the best birthday ever.
